The Wank Blog: a masturbation diary

After work wank.........

2004-12-01T16:15:00.000Z

I was feeling horny after work today, so no sooner had i stepped through the front door, I was on the front room carpet again with my trousers round my ankles. I felt like something a bit different today, so i put a bit of porn on (of a very fit man tossing himself off). I wanted this wank to be something a bit more special, so I opened a pack of lubricant and greased myself up. By this time, even very gently applying the lube was making my cock twitch madly, and I knew that unless i changed my technique I wouldnt last long. I drew the foreskin right back, exposing the purple head, and made sure it was entirely covered in lube. I began to gently massage my penis (oooooooh felt good to feel skin against the head). Before long I began to feel the beginnings of an orgasm, so I stopped just for a second as i felt the first twangs of orgasm, before the juice began to flow. I then started again, more slowly this time, gradually building up momentum until my cock began to ooze slightly, and again I stopped momentarily. When I started again, I used powerful strokes, starting at the base of my cock and finishing at the head. I soon began to feel the orgasm coming on again, but this time I couldn't stop. I came gloriously, and the spunk actually landed on my nipple this time, and the orgasm seemed to last for absolutely ages, with loads of juice all over my body. Hmmmmmmm wonder if i should go again right now. I enjoyed that one.

Sunday Morning Fumble

2004-11-29T05:36:00.000Z

I was awoken on Sunday morning by my friend wanting to go for breakfast, so I got out of bed earlier than Wanker. I knew I was on a tight time limit, so as soon as i got downstairs, I lay myself down on the front room carpet and unbuttoned my trousers. I pulled the waistband down over my rapidly stiffening cock and began to gently massage it into full stiffness. It didn't take long as I was still in the 'morning wood' state of mind. Once i was fully erect, i began to wank, using my right hand, cupping my balls with my left, stroking my hole gently (i always find this gives good orgasms). I didnt take long to finish, and there was loads of spunk produced, which splashed over my stomach to just over my navel. Nice and thick and stringy. I made sure my balls were fully empty before I used my pants to soak up the mess. A good orgasm, overall, though I have had better.

rumbled :)

2004-11-27T19:34:00.000Z

My other half has found this blog, so there's now going to be two of us posting here.

Only one from me so far today. Had a bit of a shagathon this morning and last night. That made me very horny. I didn't get naked, just got my cock out. I didn't hurry. Besides, it took a while to come cos I was shagged out. Not much juice. What there was went on my leg, fingers and shorts: I am under strict instructions not to jizz on the carpet any more! Nice orgasm, mind.

I'm hoping to slip one other one in quickly.

six wanks today

2004-11-27T01:32:00.000Z

As the original Wanker's partner, i decided to join in with the fun and games. as it was my day off today, I could think of no better way of spending my time than wanking. Clearly, the first was a wake up wank. Since wanker had already got up, I decided to take advantage of the morning wood i had achieved. A nice quick wank with a decidedly sticky conclusion. Numbers 2, 3 and 4 fade into my memory as i often wank to pass the time, however, i feel sure that i probably used some of the porn on my computer to get the orgasm i desired. Wanks number 5 and 6 i spent more time over since i had noticed this blog on the net and decided that nobody could beat me in the wanking stakes, so I made these two last. I am different from Wanker in that I have a good enough imagination that i dont need to watch porn to get to the point of orgasm. I simply imagined some of my cuter colleagues at work to get there under my own steam. And let me tell you, they were fab. Not too much in the way of sticky mess since I had already played four times today, but I was nevertheless impressed by what I produced. These final two lasted for about fifteemminutes each, since I dont take as long to orgasm as Wanker does. They were very enjoyable though, as I have very definite mental pictues of what I would like to do to some of my colleagues (especially when I dont have the opportunity of real sex). More to cum soon !!

porn wank

2004-11-26T01:07:00.000Z

Was incredibly horny this morning, so decided to indulge in a nice porn-wank. Very hard, and I came very quickly. Not frenzied, just swift. A great orgasm, but not much spunk produced. Easier to clean up!

weekend wood

2004-11-23T09:21:00.000Z

Only two this weekend!

Each of them morning ones. Both times my cock was only semi-hard. I was lying on my front, with the semi-hard penis against my leg (my earliest technique, to which I often revert!). Fairly sticky orgasms, over my leg. Not top-quality, but nice.

semis!

2004-11-23T09:18:00.000Z

Two days of semis. The wanks have been OK, mind, so I'm not too fussed. No real juice today, but it was fun. Lot's of moaning, thrusting and all quite active. Nice! I'm planning on another pre-work quickie, and it seems like I might geta full boner for that.

a better week?

2004-11-22T09:49:00.000Z

Two, so far this morning. I had such a boner when I woke up (partner off to work early). Lots of groaning and panting (I don't normally do that, I'm usually very quiet). I couldn't tell how juicy it'd been, I just came in my pants and used them to wipe any stray juice.

The second one was after I got up. I must be pretty horny this week. A very quick one while I was getting ready for work.

frenzied friday

2004-11-19T18:22:00.000Z

More action today than there has been for a while.

Two today. One morning one. Loads of string of clear pre-cum, very frenzied.

One just a little while ago. Again, frenzied! Quite a lot of juice. Very enjoyable!

monday and tuesday saw

2004-11-18T16:29:00.000Z

No longer a drought, but still semi-arid.

One wank per day Monday and Tuesday. Same style for each: both used morning glory erections, very firm, quite thick. It was a fairly swift path to a good-quality orgasm, but not frenzied, just determined. I used the same tried and trusted technique each time, namely to lie back, knees raised slightly, legs apart a little, left hand wrapped round the lower part of the shaft. Once I was sated, the spunk oozed over my fingers and leg, no shooting.

drought ends

2004-11-17T17:12:00.000Z

Sunday was my first wank in a while. I started with a sleepy one, just to wake up. Reasonable orgasm, spunked in my shorts.

Immediately after I was much more awake, so went for it with more relish. Much firmer erection, more vigorous wank-action (firmer strokes, more side-activities). I was on my back, cock out the right leg, left hand cupping my balls. Took about 30 minutes to come (because I'd recently shot a load). Much more jizz, got some on my t-shirt.

wank drought

2004-11-08T18:35:00.000Z

Only two since my last post!

One saturday morning (very sleepy, almost no juice).

One Tursday night (dirty... came in my shorts, didn't clean up. A fair amount of stuff. Fingers very sticky!)

post-shag horn

2004-11-03T08:25:00.000Z

i really had the horn this morning.

Took me a little longer to come than normally, but it was worth it!

tuesday self-abuse

2004-11-02T08:01:00.000Z

I didn't wank Sunday or Monday (shagging).

Tuesday I had a morning wank. It started off crap, really. I was a bit sleepy, and couldn't get into it. I was using my "classic" technique, lying on my front. But the boner was not great to start with, and the pleasure from the wank wasn't all it could be. The erection didn't get any better (it was kind of one quarter hard... not even a semi). I rolled onto my front and changed hands and grasped my dick more firmly: much better erection ( three quarters of a full bonk: not its hardest, but to look at it you;d think it was). Much more pleasure from it, also, but hard to "go over the edge" and come. Got up to look at some porn, and that tipped me over to orgasm.

three more wanks on saturday

2004-11-02T07:53:00.000Z

The third wank of the day: well, I hadn't really lost the boner from number two, so I just got it out and wanked. It took a while to come, but was nice. A few dity pictures helped.

Wank number four: I had to go into the city centre to run an errand, and it stressed me out, so I tossed off to relax when I got home. Enjoyable, but slow. Took a awhile to come again. Not that I mind that on my day off.

Wank number five: I went for a run, and got back horny. I was barely inside the house before my cock was poking out my running shorts. I really went all out for it. Spunked up very quickly, but only a little juice. My cock was just slightly sore then, but nothing to bad. A slight redness to the spot where my thumb usually is on the foreskin.

pleasuring myself on saturday

2004-10-30T09:03:00.000+01:00

Just one, so far, although I'm still horny so there's gonna be another to sort this boner out. It was a great wank: weekend wanks are my favourite. I'm not in a rush to wank before work, I'm not worn out from work. I can just enjoy myself.

I was in bed for this one, with the covers pushed off the bed and my cock poking out the right leg of my shorts. The foreskin was pulled back just a little because I was using firm strokes, and it was a very firm erection. Not much pre-cum, not much cum, but a great wank.

weekend starts with w

2004-10-29T20:42:00.000+01:00

A quicky when I got in from work. Didn't change from my cycling shorts, so they got a bit sticky.

wank interrupted

2004-10-28T19:58:00.000+01:00

I was having a nice wank, nothing out of the ordinary. A post work wank. I was getting pretty close to cumming when my friends came round. I had to hurriedly stuff my cock away to answer the door. After they left, it wasn't so much fun! Only a bit of juice, and it was gonna be a gusher.

leisurely morning wank

2004-10-27T08:16:00.000+01:00

I'm just fresh from a nice unhurried morning wank. It was really enjoyable! I lay on top of my beg, spread my legs and got my cock out. I used my right hand and stroked firmly, but not frenziedly. My left hand I left free to do a I wanted. At first, I stroked my balls. Then, the area round my hole. Finally, just as I was on the verge of coming, I wrapped it round my shaft. Nice orgasm, loads of spunk oozing from my slit.

wank free weekend

2004-10-25T01:19:00.000+01:00

Largely, anyway. Parner was not working, so we I sex. Just had one quick wank, which wasn't a bad one. Cock and balls out, few firms strokes and a bit of juice. Very firm cock for it.

morning wood wank

2004-10-21T08:24:00.000+01:00

Wanked with a raging hard on. I lay on my back in bed, legs apart, right hand stroking the foreskin round the head area. I like to keep the head covered with the skin where possible. My left thumb and forefinger I wrapped round the base of my cock, with the remaining fingers cupping my balls. A fair amount of jizz, which trickled out onto my leg. I'm gross, so I wiped it onto my shorts. Foreskin itching slightly.

there was one more

2004-10-20T08:37:00.000+01:00

Very, very quick, it was. I lay on my back, on my bed. Watched a bit of a porn DVD. My knees were raised slightly, and I stroked my arse just a little with the free hand. My right was doing the main deal.

That's probably that for masturbation, today. I stopped wanking at work when I got a new job.

wanking on wednesday

2004-10-20T08:30:00.000+01:00

So far: only one. Woke up early when my partner went to work, and wanked so I could get back to sleep.

I'm going for one more, for pleasure.

spunky fingers!

2004-10-19T19:09:00.000+01:00

A post-work wank does help me wind down!

I usually change into some shorts, so I can have my cock poking out one leg. It wanted a fairly "uncomplicated" wank. I just focussed on what needed to be done, really. I looked at my cock, rather than used porn. I did sit down. It was all no-nonsense stuff. Gripped my foreskin in my right fist, and good firm strokes. My left hand I set to work cupping my balls. There was a lot of pre-cum. The very first stuff wasn't clear, it was kinda translucent, but then was a lot of clear stuff coming from the slit, kinda in droplets. My fingers got quite wet from this stuff. It doesn't seem sticky. I actually shot, just a little bit. Not far, just enough to cover my hand! And only the initial jet "shot", the others (I don't know the word for them, they are sort of "convulsions") oozed as usual.

It was a very enjoyable one.

sunday wanks

2004-10-19T18:49:00.000+01:00

There was only one, in the morning. It was a very sleepy one, ans I was quite hung over, and orgasm was achieved through persistance. I was in a prone position. I am not sure how much spunk I produced, but it won't have been much.

Monday was similar. I was woken up by my partner getting up very early for work, so I just wanked to relax myself back to sleep. There were no post-work or pre-sleep wanks. This morning I had sex instead of a pre-work wank.

two plus two is four (so far)

2004-10-16T13:47:00.000+01:00

Took them both fairly slowly, but especially the second (or fourth, really). Very firm erections. Not much juice from the first, but a suprisingly large flow from the next. Slight chafing to the foreskin now!

today will probably be a long day!

2004-10-16T10:55:00.000+01:00

Saturdays are quite often wankathons, and today is shaping up that way

I've had two so far, and there'll probably be at least three more, judging from past performances

The first was a morning wank. I was only semi, cos I'd already used my morning wood having sex. I enjoy the sleepy morning ones, though. Less frantic, slightly drowsy. I wasn't fully hard throughout, but that kind of helps. My in-bed technique is a little strange. I lie on my front, and kind of bend my cock so that it lies against my leg. My left leg I raise in the air (don't ask me why: I've done it this way since I was six years old, perhaps it's just imprinted from the first time). It took ages to come, but I was in no rush. Maybe half an hour, but I've no idea really. Not much spunk, but I'd juiced a load from the sex-session earlier. Again, I didn't get naked, I just slipped my cock out of my shorts.

The second wank wasn't a great one, to be honest. A bit half-hearted and porn-fuelled. I was sitting down, and using my right-hand, mostly. Not a great erection. More than a semi, less than a full boner. Decent orgasm, but hardly any spunk at all.

first wanks

2004-10-15T19:51:00.000+01:00

And so we begin.

Today I had no pre-work wank, and just had a couple of quickies when I got home from work. That's not typical, I'd usually have a morning one, and maybe one after work.

The first after work wank followed the usual pattern. I sat back in a chair, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I then tease my cock out, and get to work, using my right hand. This one was fairly quick and functional, and aided by a bit of porn. Orgasm came quite quickly, in about ten minutes, with a fair amount of spunk. It didn't shoot particularly far: as a rule I don't shoot especially far, I usually ooze. So I oozed over the floor. Gross, I know, but there you are. I wiped myself with my shorts, but found I was still quite hard.

After-work wanks can leave me wanting more, and my cock remained semi-erect so I left it out and let it regain full hardness. Technique was pretty much the same as before, although I occasionally alternated the hand. The orgasm wasn't as swift, this time, and it perhaps took twenty minutes, and I used porn more for this one. Spunk release was much the same, perhaps suprisingly. Volume seemed about the same, and the speed of the ooze.

So that's today, so far. I think there'll be at least one more.

what I want to do

2004-10-15T19:10:00.000+01:00

What I have in mind here is a fairly basic description of each and every act of solo masturbation. I do have plenty of other handjobs, but they're not the subject here.

I'm not going to go all introspective about the Tao of Wanking. It's just when, where, and what it was like.

OK!